

You ditch your stupid webcomic for your equally stupid
website. The webcomic gives you a friendly gesture in return, but you can't see it because you're too busy being ass deep in pure Mail-Quest.
Welcome to the official Mail-Quest website! There's a bunch of stuff to read through, so I hope your attention span isn't too flawed. There's a lot of spoilers, so I suggest reading the comic in its entirety before coming here. Otherwise, enjoy the content! :D-- IS

| Name | Age | Occupation |
|---|---|---|
| Mail Dude | Mid 20s | Mail Carrier |
Fun Facts
- Mail Dude loves skittles.
- Mail Dude is addicted to wine, specifically cherry wine.
- Mail Dude won an award for being the most boring dude in Windows Vista.

| Name | Age | Occupation |
|---|---|---|
| Sleepy Coworker | Mid 20s | Mail Carrier |
Fun Facts
- Sleepy Coworker has narcolepsy and has a habit of sleeping in front of doors for absolutely no reason.
- Sleepy Coworker's favorite activity is making Mail Dude angry.
- Sleepy Coworker is friend shaped!

| Name | Age | Occupation |
|---|---|---|
| Receptionist Lady | Mid 20s | Receptionist |
Fun Facts
- Receptionist Lady lives at the same apartment complex she works at.
- Receptionist Lady enjoys playing Solitaire.
- Receptionist Lady wishes she had a better job.

| Name | Age | Occupation |
|---|---|---|
| Guileful Apparition | ???? | ???? |
Fun Facts
- Guileful Apparition wishes death upon every human.
- Guileful Apparition was ████████████ years old when she died.
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